Bad manners make a journalist. Oscar Wilde
Bad manners make a journalist.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Oscar Wilde
Month: November 2008
The facts fairly and honestly presented; truth will take care of itself. William Allen White
The facts fairly and honestly presented; truth will take care of itself.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by William Allen White
Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark. Arthur Schopenhauer
Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Arthur Schopenhauer
The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. William Pitt
The press is like the air, a chartered libertine.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by William Pitt
A professional whose job it is to explain to others what it personally does not understand. Lord Northcliffe
A professional whose job it is to explain to others what it personally does not understand.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Lord Northcliffe
The real news is bad news. Marshall Mcluhan
The real news is bad news.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Marshall Mcluhan
Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. A. J. Liebling
Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by A. J. Liebling
The man must have a rare recipe for melancholy, who can be dull in Fleet Street. Charles Lamb
The man must have a rare recipe for melancholy, who can be dull in Fleet Street.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Charles Lamb
Every journalist owes tribute to the evil one. Jean De La Fontaine
Every journalist owes tribute to the evil one.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Jean De La Fontaine
If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our life with his lies. Karl Kraus
If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our life with his lies.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Karl Kraus
Journalism is the entertainment business. Frank Herbert
Journalism is the entertainment business.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Frank Herbert
If you can’t get a job as a pianist in a brothel you become a royal reporter. Max Hastings
If you can’t get a job as a pianist in a brothel you become a royal reporter.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Max Hastings
Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you’re at it. Horace Greeley
Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you’re at it.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Horace Greeley
Journalism is organized gossip. Edward Eggleston
Journalism is organized gossip.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Edward Eggleston
Journalism could be described as turning one’s enemies into money. Craig Brown
Journalism could be described as turning one’s enemies into money.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Craig Brown
Write the news as if your very life depended on it. It does! Heywood Broun
Write the news as if your very life depended on it. It does!Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Heywood Broun
I find I journalize too tediously. Let me try to abbreviate. James Boswell
I find I journalize too tediously. Let me try to abbreviate.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by James Boswell
A journalist is a person who has mistaken their calling. Otto Von Bismarck
A journalist is a person who has mistaken their calling.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Otto Von Bismarck
Journalism is literature in a hurry. Matthew Arnold
Journalism is literature in a hurry.Journalism and JournalistsQuotations by Matthew Arnold
The average man is proof enough that a woman can take a joke. Source Unknown
The average man is proof enough that a woman can take a joke.Jokes and JokersQuotations by Source Unknown
All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits. Jonathan Swift
All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.Jokes and JokersQuotations by Jonathan Swift
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world. George Bernard Shaw
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.Jokes and JokersQuotations by George Bernard Shaw
He jests at scars that never felt a wound. William Shakespeare
He jests at scars that never felt a wound.Jokes and JokersQuotations by William Shakespeare
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. George Orwell
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.Jokes and JokersQuotations by George Orwell
Jokes are grievances. Marshall Mcluhan
Jokes are grievances.Jokes and JokersQuotations by Marshall Mcluhan
If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again. Groucho Marx
If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.Jokes and JokersQuotations by Groucho Marx
The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles. Garrison Keillor
The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.Jokes and JokersQuotations by Garrison Keillor
I gleaned jests at home from obsolete farces. Samuel Johnson
I gleaned jests at home from obsolete farces.Jokes and JokersQuotations by Samuel Johnson
His hilarity was like a scream from a crevasse. Graham Greene
His hilarity was like a scream from a crevasse.Jokes and JokersQuotations by Graham Greene
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before. Frank Dane
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.Jokes and JokersQuotations by Frank Dane
Prithee don’t screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners. Colley Cibber
Prithee don’t screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.Jokes and JokersQuotations by Colley Cibber
My job is never work — the only time it seems like work is when I’d rather be doing something else. Source Unknown
My job is never work — the only time it seems like work is when I’d rather be doing something else.JobQuotations by Source Unknown
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Source Unknown
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.JobQuotations by Source Unknown
The only job where you start at the top, is digging a hole. Source Unknown
The only job where you start at the top, is digging a hole.JobQuotations by Source Unknown
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat. Lily Tomlin
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.JobQuotations by Lily Tomlin
There is no indispensable man. Franklin D. Roosevelt
There is no indispensable man.JobQuotations by Franklin D. Roosevelt
Work harder on yourself than you do on your job. Jim Rohn
Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.JobQuotations by Jim Rohn
Man’s biggest mistake is to believe that he’s working for someone else. Nashua Cavalier
Man’s biggest mistake is to believe that he’s working for someone else.JobQuotations by Nashua Cavalier
Our job is not to set things right but to see them right. Eric Butterworth
Our job is not to set things right but to see them right.JobQuotations by Eric Butterworth
The tougher the job, the greater the reward. George Allen
The tougher the job, the greater the reward.JobQuotations by George Allen