It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean. Mae West
It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.HumorQuotations by Mae West
Year: 2008
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell? Andy Warhol
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell?HumorQuotations by Andy Warhol
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. Peter Ustinov
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.HumorQuotations by Peter Ustinov
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth — a sense of humor. Source Unknown
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth — a sense of humor.HumorQuotations by Source Unknown
Isn’t it sad how some people can’t be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious? Source Unknown
Isn’t it sad how some people can’t be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious?HumorQuotations by Source Unknown
Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again. Source Unknown
Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again.HumorQuotations by Source Unknown
Humor — the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole. Source Unknown
Humor — the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.HumorQuotations by Source Unknown
The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. Mark Twain
The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.HumorQuotations by Mark Twain
Any man who has had the job I’ve had and didn’t have a sense of humor wouldn’t still be here. Harry S Truman
Any man who has had the job I’ve had and didn’t have a sense of humor wouldn’t still be here.HumorQuotations by Harry S Truman
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. James Thurber
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.HumorQuotations by James Thurber
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. William M. Thackeray
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.HumorQuotations by William M. Thackeray
As a person is so must you humor them. Terence
As a person is so must you humor them.HumorQuotations by Terence
By blood a king, in heart a clown. Lord Alfred Tennyson
By blood a king, in heart a clown.HumorQuotations by Lord Alfred Tennyson
What some people invent the rest enlarge. Jonathan Swift
What some people invent the rest enlarge.HumorQuotations by Jonathan Swift
A brilliant epigram is a solemn platitude gone to a masquerade ball. Lionel Strachey
A brilliant epigram is a solemn platitude gone to a masquerade ball.HumorQuotations by Lionel Strachey
For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies. Laurence Sterne
For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.HumorQuotations by Laurence Sterne
Musical comedies aren’t written, they are rewritten. Stephen Sondheim
Musical comedies aren’t written, they are rewritten.HumorQuotations by Stephen Sondheim
The comic and the tragic lie inseparably close, like light and shadow. Socrates
The comic and the tragic lie inseparably close, like light and shadow.HumorQuotations by Socrates
It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor. Lord Shaftesbury
It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor.HumorQuotations by Lord Shaftesbury
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind. Gilbert Seldes
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.HumorQuotations by Gilbert Seldes
Good humor isn’t a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice. David Seabury
Good humor isn’t a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.HumorQuotations by David Seabury
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else. William E. Rothschild
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.HumorQuotations by William E. Rothschild
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. Leo Rosten
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.HumorQuotations by Leo Rosten
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.HumorQuotations by Will Rogers
The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh Carl Reiner
The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laughHumorQuotations by Carl Reiner
A poor joke must invent its own laughter. Latin Proverb
A poor joke must invent its own laughter.HumorQuotations by Latin Proverb
One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool. Chinese Proverb
One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.HumorQuotations by Chinese Proverb
There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of a joke. J. J. Procter
There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of a joke.HumorQuotations by J. J. Procter
Even the gods love jokes. Plato
Even the gods love jokes.HumorQuotations by Plato
I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. Lord Nelson
I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.HumorQuotations by Lord Nelson
Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. Malcolm Muggeridge
Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.HumorQuotations by Malcolm Muggeridge
It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor. W. Somerset Maugham
It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor.HumorQuotations by W. Somerset Maugham
Comedy may be big business but it isn’t pretty. Steve Martin
Comedy may be big business but it isn’t pretty.HumorQuotations by Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.HumorQuotations by Steve Martin
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused. Shirley Maclaine
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.HumorQuotations by Shirley Maclaine
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.HumorQuotations by Abraham Lincoln
Fortune and humor govern the world. Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Fortune and humor govern the world.HumorQuotations by Francois De La Rochefoucauld
The happiness or unhappiness of men depends as much on their humors as on fortune. Francois De La Rochefoucauld
The happiness or unhappiness of men depends as much on their humors as on fortune.HumorQuotations by Francois De La Rochefoucauld
The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy. Ronald Knox
The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.HumorQuotations by Ronald Knox
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. Ellie Katz
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.HumorQuotations by Ellie Katz