There is always some frivolity in excellent minds; they have wings to rise, but also stray.HumorQuotations by Joseph Joubert
I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.HumorQuotations by Samuel Johnson
Humor is laughing at what you haven’t got when you ought to have it.HumorQuotations by Langston Hughes
A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.HumorQuotations by Horace
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.HumorQuotations by Don Herold
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him.HumorQuotations by Roman Gary
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.HumorQuotations by Mahatma Gandhi
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.HumorQuotations by Fredrich
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.HumorQuotations by George Eliot
The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.HumorQuotations by Umberto Eco
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.HumorQuotations by Phyllis Diller
A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.HumorQuotations by Joseph Conrad
Levity is often less foolish and gravity less wise than each of them appears.HumorQuotations by Charles Caleb Colton
People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.HumorQuotations by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.HumorQuotations by Dick Clark
In the end, everything is a gag.HumorQuotations by Charlie Chaplin
Comedy is a tragedy plus time.HumorQuotations by Carol Burnett
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.HumorQuotations by Lenny Bruce
A rich man’s joke is always funny.HumorQuotations by Thomas Edward Brown
Humor is just another defense against the universe.HumorQuotations by Mel Brooks
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.HumorQuotations by Edward De Bono
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.HumorQuotations by Napoleon Bonaparte
We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.HumorQuotations by Marguerite Gardiner, Countess of Blessington
The secret to humor is surprise.HumorQuotations by Aristotle
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.HumorQuotations by Edward Albee
Be it ever so humble, there’s no opinion like one’s own.HumilityQuotations by Source Unknown
Humility is the ladder to divine understanding.HumilityQuotations by Source Unknown
When we become aware of our humility, we’ve lost it.HumilityQuotations by Source Unknown
Humility like the darkness, reveals the heavenly lights.HumilityQuotations by Henry David Thoreau
We come nearest to the great when we are great in humility.HumilityQuotations by Rabindranath Tagore
Those who are believed to be most abject and humble are usually most ambitious and envious.HumilityQuotations by Baruch (Benedict de) Spinoza
The proud man counts his newspaper clippings, the humble man his blessings.HumilityQuotations by Fulton John Sheen
A man who is at the top is a man who has the habit of getting to the bottom.HumilityQuotations by Joseph E. Rogers
Too humble is half proud.HumilityQuotations by Yiddish Proverb
Too much humility is pride.HumilityQuotations by German Proverb
The humble are in danger when those in power disagree.HumilityQuotations by Phaedrus
If you would have people speak well of you, then do not speak well of yourself.HumilityQuotations by Blaise Pascal
The humble and meek are thirsting for blood.HumilityQuotations by Joe Orton
He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted.HumilityQuotations by Friedrich Nietzsche
Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.HumilityQuotations by Helen Nielsen