I’m only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by George Bernard Shaw
O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by William Shakespeare
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Seneca
It’s not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by John Selden
Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Sir Walter Scott
They make much of our drinking, but never think of our thirst.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by L. Schefer
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Bertrand Russell
I do not live in the world of sobriety.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Oliver Reed
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Francois Rabelais
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Spanish Proverb
Old wine and friends improve with age.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Italian Proverb
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Irish Proverb
This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Titus Maccius Plautus
A torchlight procession marching down your throat.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by John Louis O’Sullivan
Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Friedrich Nietzsche
I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by George Jean Nathan
Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Ogden Nash
A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn’t care to drink with, even if he drank.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by H. L. Mencken
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Thomas L. Masson
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Dean Martin
It pays to get drunk with the best people.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Joe E. Lewis
I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Joe E. Lewis
I drink to forget I drink.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Joe E. Lewis
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Joe E. Lewis
I don’t drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Joe E. …
I always wake up at the crack of ice.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Joe E. Lewis
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Robert E. Lee
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by The Koran
Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Omar Khayyam
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Jean Kerr
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Samuel Johnson
If merely feeling good could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by William James
They who drink beer will think beer.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Washington Irving
Malt does more than Milton can to justify God’s ways to man.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by A. E. Housman
Ale, man, ale’s the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by A. E. Housman
Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by George Herbert
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Ernest Hemingway
Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by John …
Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Thomas Fuller
A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Thomas Fuller