Somebody left the cork out of my lunch. W. C. Fields
Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. Fields
Year: 2008
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. W. C. Fields
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. Fields
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. W. C. Fields
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. …
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. W. C. Fields
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. Fields
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. W. C. Fields
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. Fields
I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming. W. C. Fields
I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by W. C. Fields
Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy. Henry Fielding
Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Henry Fielding
I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale. George Farquhar
I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by George Farquhar
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. Epictetus
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Epictetus
Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew. Charles Dickens
Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Charles Dickens
Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston Churchill
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Winston Churchill
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. Winston Churchill
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Winston Churchill
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. Lord Byron
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Lord Byron
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after. Lord Byron
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Lord Byron
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn’t know how to play them when I was drunk. Sir Richard Burton
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn’t know how to play them when I was drunk.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Sir …
The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time. Luis Bunuel
The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Luis Bunuel
Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. Christian Nevell Bovee
Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Christian Nevell Bovee
Never accept a drink from a Urologist. Erma Bombeck
Never accept a drink from a Urologist.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Erma Bombeck
The whole world is about three drinks behind. Humphrey Bogart
The whole world is about three drinks behind.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Humphrey Bogart
Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. Bible
Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Bible
One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough. Brendan F. Behan
One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Brendan F. Behan
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. Alben W. Barkley
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Alben W. Barkley
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. Alvan L. Barach
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Alvan L. Barach
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. Lady Nancy Astor
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.Alcohol and AlcoholismQuotations by Lady Nancy Astor
The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth. Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth.Airplane and AviationQuotations by Antoine De Saint-Exupery
Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. Edward Vernon Rickenbacker
Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.Airplane and AviationQuotations by Edward Vernon Rickenbacker
Any landing you can walk away from is a good one. Proverb
Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.Airplane and AviationQuotations by Proverb
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra. George S. Kaufman
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.Airplane and AviationQuotations by George S. Kaufman
Flying is hours and hours of boredom sprinkled with a few seconds of sheer terror. Gregory ”Pappy” Boyington
Flying is hours and hours of boredom sprinkled with a few seconds of sheer terror.Airplane and AviationQuotations by Gregory ”Pappy” Boyington
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Douglas Adams
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.Airplane and AviationQuotations by Douglas Adams
Sometimes I have a terrible feeling that I am dying not from the virus, but from being untouchable. Amanda Heggs
Sometimes I have a terrible feeling that I am dying not from the virus, but from being untouchable.AIDSQuotations by Amanda Heggs
We are all HIV-positive. Diamanda Galas
We are all HIV-positive.AIDSQuotations by Diamanda Galas
High aims form high characters, and great objects bring out great minds. Tryon Edwards
High aims form high characters, and great objects bring out great minds.AIDSQuotations by Tryon Edwards
A man cannot be made comfortable without his own approval. Mark Twain
A man cannot be made comfortable without his own approval.Aid and AssistanceQuotations by Mark Twain
We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone. Dr. Loretta Scott
We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone.Aid and AssistanceQuotations by Dr. Loretta Scott
Slow help is no help. Proverb
Slow help is no help.Aid and AssistanceQuotations by Proverb
It is a kingly act to assist the fallen. Ovid
It is a kingly act to assist the fallen.Aid and AssistanceQuotations by Ovid
To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it. Mother Teresa
To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it.Aid and AssistanceQuotations by Mother Teresa
Nothing makes one feel so strong as a call for help. George Macdonald
Nothing makes one feel so strong as a call for help.Aid and AssistanceQuotations by George Macdonald