Marriage is a lottery, but you can’t tear up your ticket if you lose.MarriageQuotations by F. M. Knowles
Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.MarriageQuotations by Karl Kraus
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.MarriageQuotations by Stephen B. Leacock
Rituals are important. Nowadays it’s hip not to be married. I’m not interested in being hip.MarriageQuotations by John Lennon
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.MarriageQuotations by Abraham Lincoln
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.MarriageQuotations by Martin Luther
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.MarriageQuotations by John Lyly
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.MarriageQuotations by Groucho Marx
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.MarriageQuotations by Jackie Mason
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.MarriageQuotations by Andre Maurois
A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.MarriageQuotations by Andre Maurois
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.MarriageQuotations by Andre Maurois
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.MarriageQuotations by Mignon McLaughlin
I’ve been married three times — and each time I married the right person.MarriageQuotations by Margaret Mead
If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself.MarriageQuotations by H. L. Mencken
We often marry in despair, so that we repent of it all our life after.MarriageQuotations by Moliere
Love is often the fruit of marriage.MarriageQuotations by Moliere
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.MarriageQuotations by Michel Eyquem De Montaigne
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.MarriageQuotations by Michel Eyquem De Montaigne
Marriage should be a duet-when one sings, the other claps.MarriageQuotations by Joe Murray
Successful marriage is always a triangle: a man, a woman, and God.MarriageQuotations by Cecil Myers
The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.MarriageQuotations by Cynthia Nelms
Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.MarriageQuotations by Ovid
If you wish to marry suitably, marry your equal.MarriageQuotations by Ovid
My wife isn’t married to me forever; she’s married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes.MarriageQuotations by Mal Pancoast
God invented concubinage, Satan marriage.MarriageQuotations by Francis Picabia
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.MarriageQuotations by Alexander Pope
Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind.MarriageQuotations by Matthew Prior
Choose your wife as you wish your children to be.MarriageQuotations by Proverb
Those that marry for money sell their liberty.MarriageQuotations by Proverb
Three things drive a man outdoors; smoke, a leaking roof and a scolding wife.MarriageQuotations by Proverb
You’ll repent if you marry, and repent if you don’t.MarriageQuotations by Proverb
Marrying is easy, it’s housework that’s hard.MarriageQuotations by Proverb
Marriage is the sunset of love.MarriageQuotations by French Proverb
Weeping bride, laughing wife, laughing bride, weeping wife.MarriageQuotations by German Proverb
It’s a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock.MarriageQuotations by Scottish Proverb
Never marry for money. Ye’ll borrow it cheaper.MarriageQuotations by Scottish Proverb
The day you marry, it is either kill or cure.MarriageQuotations by Spanish Proverb
He who marries for money earns it.MarriageQuotations by Yiddish Proverb
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.MarriageQuotations by Madame De Rieux