Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.MarriageQuotations by Jean Jacques Rousseau
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.MarriageQuotations by Helen Rowland
It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.MarriageQuotations by Herbert Samuel
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.MarriageQuotations by Arthur Schopenhauer
In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one’s rights and double one’s duties.MarriageQuotations by Arthur Schopenhauer
There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.MarriageQuotations by George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.MarriageQuotations by George Bernard Shaw
‘Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.MarriageQuotations by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.MarriageQuotations by Red Skelton
If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.MarriageQuotations by Gary Smalley
Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.MarriageQuotations by Anna Nicole Smith
Once you are married, there is nothing for you, not even suicide, but to be good.MarriageQuotations by Robert Louis Stevenson
Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes.MarriageQuotations by Robert Louis Stevenson
We love in others what we lack in ourselves, and would be everything, but what we are.MarriageQuotations by Richard Henry Stoddard
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.MarriageQuotations by Billy Sunday
Love is blind — marriage is the eye-opener.MarriageQuotations by Pauline Thomason
Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?MarriageQuotations by Source Unknown
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.MarriageQuotations by Source Unknown
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.MarriageQuotations by Source Unknown
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.MarriageQuotations by Source Unknown
Any man who married for money and got it. Earned it.MarriageQuotations by Source Unknown
He believes that marriage and a career don’t mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.MarriageQuotations by Source Unknown
If it weren’t for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.MarriageQuotations by Source Unknown
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.MarriageQuotations by Source Unknown
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.MarriageQuotations by Source Unknown
No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.MarriageQuotations by Source Unknown
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.MarriageQuotations by Source Unknown
Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner.MarriageQuotations by John Updike
I’ve been married so long, I am on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce.MarriageQuotations by Susan Vass
A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one.MarriageQuotations by Queen Victoria
Being married gives one one’s position like nothing else can.MarriageQuotations by Queen Victoria
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.MarriageQuotations by Voltaire
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds — they mature slowly.MarriageQuotations by Peter De Vries
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.MarriageQuotations by Peter De Vries
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.MarriageQuotations by Mae West
It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men.MarriageQuotations by Mae West
They flaunt their conjugal felicity in one’s face, as if it were the most fascinating of sins.MarriageQuotations by Oscar Wilde
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.MarriageQuotations by Oscar Wilde
The best part of married life is the fights. The rests is merely so.MarriageQuotations by Thornton Wilder
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she’s a householder.MarriageQuotations by Thornton Wilder