"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." – Winston Churchill

Funny quotes May 8, 2010

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” – Winston Churchill

"Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person." – François de la Rochefoucauld

“Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times …

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.” – Mae …

“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year” – Victor Borge

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Stephen Wright

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap …

“I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.” – Michael Davis

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.” – …

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize …

“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.” – A. A. …