“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George F. Burns
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"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth." – George F. Burns
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth." – George F. Burns
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