“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!” – Monty Python
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"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!" – Monty Python
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!" – Monty Python
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