“I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.” – George Bernard Shaw
“When it comes to the future, there are three kinds of people: those who let it happen, those who make it happen, and those who …
“Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need.” – Sarah Ban Breathnach
“I feel sorry for the person who can’t get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he never be satisfied, but he will never …
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
“If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral” – Gregory Nunn
“If I’d had any idea what he was up to, I wouldn’t have had that sixth shot of tequila so I could have been more …
“Marriage isn’t a word… it’s a sentence!” – King Vidor
“Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” – George Bernard Shaw
“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time …
“It is wiser to find out than to suppose” – Mark Twain
“All we are saying is give peace a chance.” – John Lennon
“Richard Nixon means never having to say you’re sorry” – Wilfred Sheed
“When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the …
“I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make …
“When you hold resentment toward another, you are bound to that person or condition by an emotional link that is stronger than steel. Forgiveness is …
“The most intense conflicts, if overcome, leave behind a sense of security and calm that is not easily disturbed. It is just these intense conflicts …
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live” – George Carlin
“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.” – Helen Keller
“Children are the anchors that hold a mother to life” – Sophocles
“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.” – Henry Louis Mencken
“I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The …
“This is the epitaph I want on my tomb: “Here lies one of the most intelligent animals who ever appeared on the face of the …
“Disappointment is a sort of bankruptcy — the bankruptcy of a soul that expends too much in hope and expectation.” – Eric Hoffer
The usual fortune of complaint is to excite contempt more than pity. -Johnson, Samuel
“Money doesn’t change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish or arrogant or greedy, the money brings that out, that’s all.” …
“The aim and final end of all music should be none other than the glory of God and the refreshment of the soul.” – Johann …
“I’ll have them fly to India for gold, / Ransack the ocean for orient pearl.” – Christopher Marlowe
“Girls bored me, they still do. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.” – Walt Disney
“If everybody was satisfied with himself there would be no heroes.” – Mark Twain
“During economic recessions, when heavily indebted companies get in trouble and go bankrupt, that destabilizes the whole economy,” – Chris Edwards
“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, …
“I believe that life is a journey, often difficult and sometimes incredibly cruel, but we are well equipped for it if only we tap into …
“The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers.” – Ralph Nader
“If I’d just tried for them dinky singles I could’ve batted around .600.” – Babe Ruth
“There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.” – Francis Bacon Sr.
“A good listener tries to understand what the other person is saying. In the end he may disagree sharply, but because he disagrees, he wants …
“Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it’s usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with …
“When the bride is onewith her lover,who cares aboutthe wedding party?” – Kabir
