“Do not throw the arrow which will return against you.”
“The secret of all success is to know how to deny yourself. Prove that you can control yourself, and you are an educated man; and …
“I celebrate myself, and sing myself.”
“Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.”
“I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.”
“Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.”
“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
“Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?”
“But pain… seems to me an insufficient reason not to embrace life. Being dead is quite painless. Pain, like time, is going to come on …
“Act as if it were impossible to fail.”
“Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.”
“All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others.”
“If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?”
“Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good.”
“I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
“We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.”
“The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.”
“The only way to last a really long time is to build something useful enough that people will want to keep it going after you …
“You must dare to disassociate yourself from those who would delay your journey… Leave, depart, if not physically, then mentally. Go your own way, quietly, …
“It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.”
“Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals a chastening secret.”
“Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong.”
“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”
“Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.”
“One of the most important ways to manifest integrity is to be loyal to those who are not present. In doing so, we build the …
“That’s the key to having it all: stop expecting it to look like what you thought it was going to look like.”
“Respect a man, he will do the more.”
“The first and great commandment is: Don’t let them scare you.”
“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better …
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
“I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.”
“You can be confident and secure and know that you do a good job at what you do. But you don’t know to be arrogant …
“A dog is the greatest gift a parent can give a child. OK, a good education, then a dog.”
“We will discover the nature of our particular genius when we stop trying to conform to our own or to other peoples’ models, learn to …
“An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.”
“If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.”
“The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.”
“The best way out is always through.”
“The particular human chain we’re part of is central to our individual identity.”