“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.” – Alfred Hitchcock
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"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." – Alfred Hitchcock
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." – Alfred Hitchcock
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